Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Friday, September 12, 2008

you should have seen the other guy.



















gigantic  bruise courtesy of dropping my metal bed frame on my foot.  yet another reason why moving is both soul sucking and dangerous.



















i'm 70% sure that my knee/leg area doesn't look so large and grotesque in real life.  i got that little line from slamming my knee into an open dresser drawer.  this is a couple weeks old by now, so i ask you to imagine its original glory.














i saved the best for last.  your eyes do not deceive you, gentle reader, that is a HUMAN BITE on my delicate back.  i'm pretty sure this makes me the queen of mystery wounds.

painfully yours,
the wolf