gigantic bruise courtesy of dropping my metal bed frame on my foot. yet another reason why moving is both soul sucking and dangerous.
i'm 70% sure that my knee/leg area doesn't look so large and grotesque in real life. i got that little line from slamming my knee into an open dresser drawer. this is a couple weeks old by now, so i ask you to imagine its original glory.
i saved the best for last. your eyes do not deceive you, gentle reader, that is a HUMAN BITE on my delicate back. i'm pretty sure this makes me the queen of mystery wounds.
painfully yours,
the wolf
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